Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.
Came to a certain realization about yourself.
Cruelly impaled two cypher beings with a sharp object.
Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.
Became part of the cult.
Turned into a cog in an advertisment campaign.
Strategically moved and timed actions to destroy enemies more effectively.
Gained full access to killing simulation rooms.
Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.
Frantically waved your weapon left and right in order to feel like an action movie hero.
Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.
Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.
Experienced a direct contact with the system.
Encountered a disconnection bug.
Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.
Proven your skill in killing Red Dudes in weird ways.
Transformed into a precise killing machine.
Slaughtered countless enemies just to get a non-existent reward.
Transformed into a precise killing machine in Real Time!
Seen a gruesome sight of an exploading head more than 100 times.
You've
Been
A
Good
Boy
